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Angels Fan: A Remembrance
This week we take a look at those glorious angelic beings of Magic! So we have dusted off our rule books to answer those pesky rules interactions that have been bothering you and stopping your summoning of those radiant beings of Magic. So join us in this weeks effulgent edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Equiznox 2: Eclectic Boogaloo
They are back! The equinox is upon us once again and we are returning back to the future! This week we have another fantastic quiz article! So travel inside and test your mettle in this week's futuristic edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Allies, Allegedly
Ravnica Allegiance has released and we have all the answers to those pesky new rules questions that have been burning in the back of your mind. As you fight over which guild is cooler and ally with your friends to crush your enemies be sure to crack open this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more gold cards! *No physical cards were harmed in the printing of this article.*
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School's in Session
Summer is nearing its end, and schools in the US have started a new school year, so let's open our textbooks and answer all your rules questions. Read on and join us for this week's particularly educational episode!
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Memorial Day Rules Question Barbecue
In rememberance of those mages who have fallen we bring you the answers to this questions that puzzled them! So that you may learn from their mistakes and enjoy the fruits of their labour! So salute to our fallen brethren and read on in this week’s reflective edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Counting the Hours
With the Hour of Devastation prerelease in the books we are counting down the time until the doom of the multiverse! Oh, hail all powerful Nicol Bolas! So join us in celebrating his excellence in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Back to Normality
or, What Is Normal Anyway?Done with our jaunt into the world of Archenemy and the twisting turns of the mind of Nicol Bolas we once again bring you back to Amonkhet for some more rules questions and answers of your design! So join us once again for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Hendecaphilia
Steel ThyselfCranial Insertion is 11 years old! And we have a celebration for you, chock full of all your rules questions along with a host of answers! So come on in and grab some cake to enjoy while you read on, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.
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And Now My Gatewatch Begins
Under the Tree of Tales we make this pledge while the Bosk Banneret watches over us with the Fruit of the First Tree in hand. Just watch out for those Tree Monkeys over there. So join us as we pledge this oath to continue answering your rules questions in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Soon, Suddenly Dragons
We are warming up with a preliminary round of your red hot burning questions as we wait to see your initial scorching inquiries involving Dragons of Tarkir next week. So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Pumpkin Color Pie
or, Red Tastes the BestSugar, spice, and fall flavors. This weeks article continues with another helping of Commander rules questions along with a healthy slice of questions from Khans and more! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Deck the Lists
or, 1x Fa 8x LaThe halls here at the Cranial Insertion offices are full with boughs of holly. While Moko is shrieking out Yule tide carols. Join us for this weeks joyful edition chock full of tidings, rules questions, and answers!
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Passing Time
Waiting for TherosWith most of the Cranial Insertion crew patiently waiting out the Theros Previews in our newly constructed waiting room, while Moko meticulously destroys said room. We are pleased to once again present another set of exciting rules questions and answers in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Next!
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Out with the Old
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City Lights
or, Flaming Goblins in the SkyBack in the City again! With the prereleases just finishing up and the release events coming up Ravnica is in full swing. Join us as we Return to Ravnica in this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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Thirteen by Thirteen
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If Life Gives You Demons
or, Make DemonadeSince summertime is getting underway what better marriage than Cranial Insertion and Avacyn Restored? Find out what soulbonding adventures await, so grab a nice tall glass of iced demonade!? and read on with this weeks Cranial Insertion!
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52 More Weeks of Questions!
New year, new rules questions, new article! What more could you ask for but 52 more weeks of Cranial Insertion!?
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Authorlace
Or, You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)You may write a column as though you were another columnist with the same pay grade. (Pay grade includes benefits.)
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